aquarius -extremely hard to pin down. Eccentricity. Presents tangible yet highly creative ideas. They have a somewhat cool, flowy buzzing vibration, but at a low frequency. Very beautiful and bright, sparkling eyes and clear skin. Known to talk with their hands,restless; broad in shoulders

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Question: How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? 
Answer: It takes two. One to change the light bulb, and the other to explain to onlookers where we get our protein.

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it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful


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we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

Carry on

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